Jokes

[Bradley]

A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop

The driver said:

“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”

Pasengr apologized n said:

“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”

Driver replied:

“Sory, it’s nt ur fault

its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

[ania007]

This is very funny :) :) :)

[dian11]

This is good joke :)