Bradley Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop The driver said: “Don’t ever do that again, u scared me” Pasengr apologized n said: “I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much” Driver replied: “Sory, it’s nt ur fault its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ania007 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 This is very funny :) :) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dian11 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 This is good joke :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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